Friday, May 23, 2008

Stats

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Galaxy Mask, I just ran a check on your vitals and we'll be needing a little fine-tuning. Your physical output has spiked dramatically, and your work capacity is increasing at a rate that your current recovery plan cannot keep up with. I suggest:

Increase water consumption by liters. You'll be in the restroom much more often, but there it is.

Make a kit to take with you to training sessions. You'll be needing to take in massive amounts of specific carbohydrates immediately after your work.

In the half hour following exercises, load up on alkaline-promoting foods to bring down your net acidity. This will reduce inflammation and allow faster rebuilding.


Doing these things will prevent the catabolic tendency appearing over the last few weeks. After your post-workout window, continue nutrition as normal. Love peace and chicken grease!

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Saturday, May 17, 2008

Cola bottle baby

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Just for you to hear. This one is mean.



Work that damn fretless!

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Friday, May 16, 2008

Acquire the knowledge

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You know what irks me?

Ringtone rap.

You know the type. I ain't calling nobody out. But the ish is raggedy. Two-note garbage.

Now don't get me wrong, hiphop isn't about arpeggios and signature changes, at least not all the time. It's a feeling; that rawness that makes you screw your face up and punch the air. And some cats are still at it today. You've got your Mos Def, Redman, shoot - Lil Wayne is cold as hell. Producers like Kanye are definitely mean. The list is long enough to make us happy, right? But the best of hiphop today; the best to come tomorrow, can only hope to match one song. Because they'll never eclipse it. It's the gold standard; it taken the measure of every track that has followed it. And the ish is all flow. No hook. The ish is all drums! But it defines hiphop in my eyes. Ready?



I actually don't have anything else to say.

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Wow!

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The California Supreme Court has now ruled that laws banning same-sex marriage are unconstitutional. It is now the second state(following Massachusetts) to do so. It seems like only week ago I was bemoaning the twisted values of my fellow man; how quickly a redeeming salvo may be launched!
Of course now the counter-attacks will begin in the form of amendments to attempt to swiftly nullify this ruling; the maniacal nature of Bible-thumping will see to that.
I would urge others to listen to Mr. Preston Chestworthy and remember that interracial marriages were taboo until the U.S. Supreme Court ruled them constitutional in 1967.
And should your religious practice run to fervor or zealotry, I must ask the following:

:Query:

If God has the power to resurrect; to move the mountains and seas, would he not have the power to punish sins as he sees fit?

:Hypothesis:

God doesn't need thugs.

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

A lack of ease

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Andale, caballeros!

I tell you this much...

The Galactic Mask has been muy enfermo for the last few days. Ay!

So my training has been halted most cruelly.

But I ask you:

"Does the mask of a true luchador often feel the heat of tears?No, my friend. Not often.

Tristeza? Neva!

At dawn I shall don my finest polyesters, the silks and the leathers, and strive as though it were my very first day in the ring.

Orale!

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Galaxia, my brother, you are a man who knows how to enjoy the finest things in life. If something must be done, do it with panache, with toujours gai. Late as it is, I'll be pouring another flute of the most effervescent bubbles in your honor tonight. Get it, sweet daddy.

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Monday, May 12, 2008

No wonder I'm such a science hermit

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The Lord of the Rings features characters of diverse backgrounds working together toward a common goal. And to most moviegoers, it's about the best thing ever.

:Query:

If America can love a story about the exploits of little people, homosexuals, old people, and the overweight, why can't we show these same real life groups any respect?

:Statement:

Even those with nothing to recommend them sport with the dignity of those who differ from the norm. The first skill learned by those with a lack of discernible talent is deflection; ridiculing another to ensure their own safe passage through society.

:Hypothesis:

Overextend yourself to come to the defense of your fellow (wo)man. After all, their rights are your rights; never feel safe just because your personal deviance from the accepted has not been exposed yet. (Mine is a penchant for loud funk music combined with an irresistible urge to copy Nicholas brothers dance numbers.) Ask yourself why you accept a thing while your disbelief is suspended, but not when you're headed to the grocery store.

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I personally find it hilarious the number of black men(connected to white women) who erupt in epithets at the mention of gay marriage but do not know the word miscegenation.

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Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Our hero gets a chinga(whuppin')

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This may come as a bit of a shock, but...

Senor Mask cannot accomplish all techniques.

Que?

Not shocked?

Oh well.

Even the lion is felled to his knees by a thorn. Verdad. This thorn in my paw is a technique known as "raiz", a basic technique that i have never gained. So cue the music, vatos!



Sometimes I feel that if the drums are correct, I can whup anyone in the world.

The Mask is ready to get down.

I will be using a tutorial by Sesshoumaru (TXT) to accomplish this "raiz". I give myself one month. The Galaxy Mask always succeeds in his endeavors.



See you in one month!

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I love that song.

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